i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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