It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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