if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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