I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
50% drunk capacity currently
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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