Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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