I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Randomize
