I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
is wine microwaveable?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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