Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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