She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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