U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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