Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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