I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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