why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Everything about him screamed your future.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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