I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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