so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Just high enough for therapy.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
They have beer where we have blood.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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