You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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