So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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