It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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