Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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