I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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