My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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