hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Semen is not good for contacts.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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