that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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