the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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