people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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