dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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