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i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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