I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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