NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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