he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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