I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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