I hate your face
Dual....:-)
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
When are your genitals available?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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