dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
worst night to have a conscience
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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