I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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