Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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