Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
there was a trapeze. enough said
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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