Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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