that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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