I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
my liver is dry heaving
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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