It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
The adults are the big ones right?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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