He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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