fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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