If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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