Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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