Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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