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So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
i think we sleep fucked last night...
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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