Tell her she can't have a vagina
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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