You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
he puts the penis in happiness.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
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