I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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