I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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